Dead Sea, long life

I have hit a low point in my life, the lowest I can go. I am at the Dead Sea, the lowest place on the planet. There is a method to bathing here, first rub on the mud and let dry. Then bob in the Sea, ten times saltier than any ocean. The water is so dense with salt, potassium, magnesium and several other minerals that you cannot possibly sink. In fact the health benifits are so amazing that Cleopatra used to frequent the Sea to gear up for afternoons with Mark Anthony. It is said to take five years off your age, think I'll dip several times!