Canadian Border Crossing, Send in the Minutemen

Holy border Batman, what are we going to do? Forget all those coming across the border down in Mexico; we got a real problem with our Northern neighbors. It seem that the Haskell Free Library and Opera House is caught smack dab in the middle, half in Canada and half in the US in Derby VT and Rock Island Canada In fact the line runs right through the Kenneth Baldwin International Reading Room. Wonder if Kenneth was related to Alec? It has me worried that the librarian checking out books could be of either nationality! I can only hope the Minutemen have set up their folding lawn chairs in the library and are packing heat. Fortunately the board has four Americans and only three Canadians. I think its time for a background check on the deceased Carlos Haskell and his Canadian wife who left the building to both countries, after all his first name was Carlos!