Rich Man

At some time on my travels I became a wanted man. Everyone wants to give me money! The most recent offer came today via an email from David A.C Thomas in Yomgu South Africa. He let me know that $168.559 million was available to be transferred to my account. He also told me that he was aware that the Internet has been greatly abused. I’ve got to give it to Mr. Thomas; the most I’ve been offered in the last few weeks was a paltry $67.899 million.

With a son now attending Sarah Lawrence I sure could use the extra millions. Think of the spring break I could give him, trip for 100 best new college buds in Dubai all with private jet. Perhaps Lily and I would show up by private yacht. Think I’ll keep the small farmhouse in Cottekill but buy a few mansions around the world. The best would be sponsoring fam trips for the world’s tourism boards, I owe you. All I have to do is email Mr. Thomas my account info and the bucks are mine. Life was simpler when all I needed was a money belt. Of course there was never much in it anyway.